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steven1982
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Great wizz, you are always welcome to assimilate some tea with me, i might even have some cookies to assimilate aswell.
And if borg is positive about assimilating beer, that would be even better.
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Metody I The Evil
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| Quote: | | On 2003-11-13 12:43, We are Bjork's mom wrote |
Looooooooooooooooooool Lou I allmost laughed myself into a heart attack with this one 
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JaM
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| Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 8:33 am Post subject: |
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On 2003-11-16 05:30, steven1982 wrote:
And if borg is positive about assimilating beer, that would be even better.
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You mean of course some Grolsch 
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one of the borg
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Joined: 29 Oct 2003
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| Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 10:42 am Post subject: |
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even borg have feelings:
we LOVE beer 
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We are Bjork
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| Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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Ditto to that commander  |
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Jack
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Joined: 28 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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--- WARNING ---
Well, in a field trial I assimilated some beer yesterday. Borg, please assimilate this lifeform carefully, it's making damn headache next day.  |
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Lou of East from West
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Joined: 11 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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Well borg-drones no beer for u!!!!!!!
U will broke ur chip, memory, hd, all those stuff gained by assimilation!!!
But have no fear...
We, as a gentelman, will make that sucrifise, and destroy all bear. (one at the time, with special tool: glass)
So, whole ABC is invited, let's keep our borg, borg...
ABC our next misson is drink all beers, in SpaceTrace galaxy, and all other galaxies
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Metody I The Evil
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Joined: 26 Dec 2002
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Location: Bulgaria
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Roger that... Let's lock&load!
----------------------->Incomming transmission<-----------------------
- Commander, we've got a screen full of beer incommings... what should we do???
- Man the battle stations! Prepare the food supply!
- Sir! We lack the MP for an efficient defense... We can only take out 5 of them, more will cause severe damage!
- What are you! We cannot retreat! Let's wipe them out! To all ABC members: Requesting backup......
----------------------->Transmission interrupted<-----------------------
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Lou of East from West
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| Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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Hold on admiral, here we come!
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sbenitezb
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Joined: 22 Aug 2003
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Location: Buenos Aires
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 1:29 am Post subject: |
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You will be assimilated as soon as you get sober.
10.32 - The Collective sensors detected 4 ABC drunk fleets fighting for the last beer.
10.35 - The Collective sensors detected an evasive maneuver of fleet 1 to avoid collisioning with the beer. The fleet 1 crashed with the fleet 2.
10.41 - The Collective sensors detected an incoming torpedo from fleet 3 to the fleet 4. The fleet 4 deflected the torpedo which turned against the last beer. Both desperate fleets hyperjumped at once and intercepted the torpedo.
10.54 - The Collective sensors detected the last beer.
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xavierhol
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Location: new york
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 1:33 am Post subject: |
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yeah! maybe is that... but anyway lets see who is in that alliance and then we can kill them all!!!!!!!!!!!!GAY BORG!!!  |
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We are Bjork
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Joined: 29 Oct 2003
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| You shouldn't make these gay statements, you will upset some of the LXG guys. They are very sensitive u know. |
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oceana
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Joined: 17 Nov 2003
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Location: Canada
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lol 
Look at the hamster pumping muscles!!! |
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Fleshcut
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Joined: 14 Nov 2003
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Location: Galaxy
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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The Collective had an operation undergoing: Op. grabbin` BEER. I hope that last bottle U germs found was warm.
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Senor
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You know what.....they lost the operation. Oh no......I was wrong. They won, but lost 50% of their fleet fighting one bottle of warm beer.
Then they lost 48% of their remaining fleet when they battled eachother for that warm beer....
And then the BORG commander who got the beer got drunk and led the fleet directly into the sun.....
MISSION SUCCESFUL
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Fleshcut
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2003 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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It was that warm beer I reckon
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Metody I The Evil
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2003 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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Upon further inspection, it turned out that the Borg not only got their hands on the last beer, but it was actually a half-full bottle which was exposed to the sun for 3 days... Oh well... 
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Fleshcut
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| Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 9:42 am Post subject: |
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Nice bottle o´ beer consealed from close starlight(sunlight)flying in the freezing galaxy- mmmm 
but sunwarm beer... i gotta go and ...
I feel kind a pitty for those borgs. but still a thought about cold beer- I WANT SOME |
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