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peace of love
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A man was stopped with his car for a routine traffic control.
when the officer looked into the car boot he saw ...23 penguins.
"well, man you must be crazy. you cant have 23 penguins in the car boot. its against the protections of species act. i would recommend you turn your car and take them to the zoo."
so the man turned his car but next day he ran into the same traffic control. the officer imediately looked into the car boot and there he saw...ยด23 penguins...all wearing sunglasses.
"he man that tough. didnt i tell you yesterday that you should takethose penguins to the zoo ??"
" yes, we have been there - it was a lot of fun... and today we are going to the beach."
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flitze
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i like that one, i really do!!!
know some more???
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Frederik
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| What does one has to do when his wife comes out of the kitchen? |
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flitze
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ni idea, senor!
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peace of love
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| Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2002 9:39 am Post subject: |
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| give her money to buy some new beer ? |
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Frederik
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| Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2002 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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then you have to shorten the chain.  |
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peace of love
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fred - please check your forum mails  |
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Lord Bejeeta
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| I like the improvements the Admin has given to the Penguin its perfect for a suicide fleet:) |
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revenge
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God
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| Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2002 1:56 am Post subject: |
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funny peace of love, what about some more?!
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